Livin' In A Man's World

As a naive girl of 16, what I wouldn't have given to be surrounded by 5 handsome men vying for my attention. As a grown woman who takes care of all those guys, I need some estrogen! I love my guys, but there is only so much excitement I can show over the amount of blood spilled on a video game. I can only admire so many huge poops. I can only stand so much talk of boogers and brains. I think to counteract all this mess, I need a room. Something so girlie that the men in my life would be afraid to enter. I know, a bathroom. With a pink toilet that doesn't even let the seat lift up, a huge pink and lavender polka dotted tub full of pink bubbles. No, pink is not my favorite color, think of it as more of a pest repellant. Maybe the next time the boys start thinking about a war party I can push them into a scrapbooking session. I wonder if waxing our legs would be gross enough for them to pass as a mother-son bonding time? I will end with the soundtrack of my life playing loudly in the background... "Did I shave my legs for this?"